One day a lady visited visit associate degree gallery,
She saw a photograph & aforementioned to the owner..
Girl: You tell this horror icon a contemporary art?
Owner: American state dear! Don’t take a stress,
Go home, this can be a mirror!!!
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1 man’s mobile fell down within the rest room,
At that point divinity rest room appeared,
& she gave a golden color mobile to him,
The man aforementioned that this mobile wasn't of gold,
Goddess: You stupid fellow! Wash it & itis yours.
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Foreigner: In Bharat wherever will the,
Ice fall more?
Smart answer by Santa…..
Santa: Before eight p.m. in Kashmir,
& once eight p.m, in glass of whiskey…
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Boy: Why ar you ladies thus beautiful?
Girl: as a result of God has made-
Us together with his hands.
Boy: however stupid, she is saying….
As if we have a tendency to ar downloaded from internet.
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Definition of prepare marriage:-
” sold item are going to be taken back. ”
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.&
Definition of affection marriage:-
” initial use & then trust. “
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